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I'm Renee..I'm 22... I sing off key, dance like an epileptic on meth and I slay dragons part-time. I enjoy random acts of fun and inside jokes that make you laugh until you pee and everyone else outside the joke looks at you like you should be institutionalized.... At work I keep my self entertained by fist pumping to Katy Perrys 'Firework' and posing Barbie and sexual and compromising positions. We actually made her handcuffs out of a paperclip.. Folks, thats what you call 'creativity' or complete boredom, however you'd like to spin it... I'm close with my family, my best friend Sarah aka Ace is my partner in crime.....I'm random, impulsive, goofy and only slightly psychotic (not the bad kind, like Lizzie Borden or whatever, but the good kind like Russell Brand without the random sex and drugs)

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I remember the most remarkable event - remarkable because it never came to pass. It was averted by two boys, an old drunk and a fallen angel. The grand story. And we ripped up the ending, and the rules, and destiny, leaving nothing but freedom and choice.

I remember the most remarkable event - remarkable because it never came to pass. It was averted by two boys, an old drunk and a fallen angel. The grand story. And we ripped up the ending, and the rules, and destiny, leaving nothing but freedom and choice.

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My 2 favorite girls :)

My 2 favorite girls :)

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mi-nombre-es-lo-que:

HAHAHAH KINGSLEY :D

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On November 2nd, 1983, don’t get out of bed. No matter what you hear, or what you see, promise me you won’t get out of bed.

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This girl is a BOSS.

This girl is a BOSS.

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scooby-gang:

They all feel Giles. Especially Andrew.

They all feel Giles. Especially Andrew.

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